Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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