I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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