I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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