doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
