you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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