yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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