Nicole vs. Life
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
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he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
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My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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