i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
nutella sex= disaster
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Shame is for Republicans.
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