Are we in a gay sports bar?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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