You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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