As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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