My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
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Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
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tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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