I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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