Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
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Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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