I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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