I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
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Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
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It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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