I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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