good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
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Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
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Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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