when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I have fence marks all over my body
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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