Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Randomize
