Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
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corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
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A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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