She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
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she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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