What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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