I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I have feelings that need drinking.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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