so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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