OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Randomize
