how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
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still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
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Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
we're so committed to being not committed
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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