Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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