So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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