whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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