she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
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i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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