As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
there's paper in my vomit.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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