can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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