i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
