Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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