Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
