we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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