69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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