Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
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there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
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turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
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