I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
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I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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