I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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