I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
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