I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
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you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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