I think I died a long time ago.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
