i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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