Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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