her vagine was all disorganized.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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