yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
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Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
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You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
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