What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
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