Its about making memories worth repressing
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Randomize
