My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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