just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
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I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
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I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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