Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
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Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
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How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.