ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food