you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
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The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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