he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
the night ended with taco bell and tears
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
