I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
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Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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