Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
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I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
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I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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