Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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